leveloneagentskye:

americachavez:

when will chris evans start promoting maybelline because he was definitely born with it

Or L’oreal cause holy damn he’s worth it

(via janekburza)

mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

(via apinchofsanity)

akfangirlindisguise:

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.

(via thea1908)

Erik Lehnsherr over the years

(Source: magnetu, via hybryda)

titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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(Source: sorryr, via thea1908)

My relationship with canon as a fanfic writer

badgersprite:

I’m aware that the head writers have made a decision, but given that it was a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it.

(via hybryda)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via thea1908)

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod, via thea1908)

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

(via apinchofsanity)

i-think-i-m-adorable:

achievementhugger:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

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can something not be about the supernatural fandom for once?

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(Source: downeyjred, via stevenrogerssass)

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via nibi-nix)


#GOTTA KILL THE MAN ON THE BRIDGE  #BUT FIRST LET’S STRIKE A POSE  #DUCK-FACE ON #READY TO ROLL

dextrousdean:

mundosdepapel:

landofrunawayangels:

Lyrics:

My brother is a moron.
And he doesn’t have a clue.
He’s got a boyfriend, doesn’t realize
HE’S STARING RIGHT AT YOU!
Just quit it with your eye-sex,
Just go and get it on.
Our lives are short so making a frickin’ move
Before the chance is gone!

Can I feel the love tonight?
Why does this happen to me?
Dean’s brooding and Cas is oblivious!
Put me out of my misery

Dean, don’t be scared of feelings,
Just go get your own room.
I’m sick of awkwardly third-wheeling;
You’ve got to do it soon!

Cas, he’s kinda stupid.
Was Purgat’ry this bad?
I don’t get how you can put up with him;
This is really sad!

Can I feel the love tonight?
Why does this happen to me?
Dean is brooding and Cas is oblivious,
Put me out of my misery.

I can feel the love tonight,
So I ask, why can’t they?!
Unless I drag a cupid down right here,
They’ll push it all away.

But Dean won’t fall in love tonight,
It can be assumed.
Because that’s Dean,
And somehow we love him.

In short, we all are doomed!

GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!

THIS IS BRILLIANT

HOLY HELL THIS IS PERFECT

(via thea1908)

dethmelons:

sweetfae:

timmy turner could’ve avoided so much bullshit by wishing his teacher didn’t believe in fairies

There was an episode where that happened and it turned out that fairy magic was powered by Mr. Crocker’s obsession with fairies.

(via thea1908)